Thursday, March 31, 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Friday, March 25, 2011

say hello to my new boyfriends

Subhanallah, or as Kimora Lee Simmons say it Hallelu.

My eyes were literally glued to the huge poster I saw of Topman Spring/Summer 2011 collection when I was passing by it for a good 2minutes.

And my little heart skipped a bit, saying to itself Who are these wonderful men that suddenly became my reason of beating?


Prepare to drool.

Milo Spijkers and Dan Felton. *heart bursting at the seams*

And my favorite guy in my favorite look:

Milo Spijkers; Milo at the mamak never taste the same anymore.

The inward cheeks, the slight eyebags, the downward generous lashes, the stud, the expression. How many guys can rock the granny knit sweater? Exactly.

And Dan Felton, *sighs dreamily* is definitely like dipping your hand in a huge packet of M&M's - your hand is bound to get dirty, and you can't expect what color you'll get.

Dan Felton - Dressed to undress (teeheehee)

He is every girl's type - but he lost by a small margin to Spijkers coz he doesn't have the drowsy, dopey, bagged eyes. And this is imperative, in my books at least, as it gives the whole I-don't-give-a-shit attitude that I am so in love with.

And together, they make girls (like me) go to Topman and buy unnecessary slogan t-shirts and socks for their brothers/boyfriends just to stay a little longer in front of the cashier for the best fad/decor/item in the entire store - the poster (first photo).

Yes, we are fragile, we are broken, we are romantics, but we care about how we look while at it.

I won't ask for a lot, just to spend forever looking at you (until time and age start to take over you lol).

Friday, March 18, 2011

keep trying!


Eventhough We Tried by Johnny Comes Lately

Can't wait for the Ska Fest this christmas!



Thursday, March 17, 2011

bla bla bla blarghhh

Darsa-warsa ini (haha karangan sekolah), semua orang nak jadi unik.

"Your singing is good, but you need to find what is it that's unique about you.." J.Lo berkata di American Idol.

"Wow..the taste is unique! I've never taste a pie like this before!" juri di Master Chef berkata.

"Awak kena jadi unik, apa yang orang boleh ingat tentang awak.." pakar motivasi memberi ceramah.


Jap, boleh tak kalau aku tak nak jadi unik? Aku nak jadi diri aku je.

Bibik sebelah rumah akan kata: Yaa Dik Ijjah! Kok itu kan dipanggil unik juga. Karena kan setiap insan itu berbeda-beda dari yang lainnya!

Pandai pula Bik Syoliha ni.

Kadang-kala tak salah bersetuju dengan pendapat Bik Syoliha, tapi salah kalau asyik guna nama dia. Haha! Sorry Bik! Nak spicekan sikit blog ni, so terpaksa lah. Kesian dia, walhal tak bersalah pun.

Speaking of which, aku rasa Bik Syoliha agak unik orangnya. Aku pernah nampak dia lap meja makan guna mop..a freaking MOP!! itu memang epik. Orang guna mop untuk lantai, dia buat jadi 2-in-1, mop untuk lantai and meja. Yuck!


Dan aku pernah ada bibik yang suka cubit-cubit roti Gardenia menjadi bebola kecil dan campak kan ke backyard. Like, kalau tengok backyard rumah aku, macam lautan cotton balls amidst the green grass.  Baik makan roti tuh!

Also, Bik Syoliha ada habit suka ambil gambar dengan aku. Well, at least I have a fan! Sebelum dia nak ambil gambar, dia akan tukar baju, tukar tudung and pakai bedak. Then dia akan cuci gambar (kamera pakai filem) and post ke Indonesia. I bet I'm quite famous kat kampung dia tuh. Boleh buat homestay, haha!

Bik Syoliha juga bukanlah muda orangnya, tetapi dia masih takutkan gelap. Setiap kali malam menjelma dia akan mula menampakkan reaksi cemas diwajahnya dan dia akan berjalan lebih laju dari biasa. Aku selalu nampak dia berjalan ke kedai runcit seperti Flash.

Ok, cukuplah bercakap tentang Bik Syoliha. What if dia sebenarnya baca blog aku? Damn. haha.

Nak tidur. Goodnight.


p/s: I was hating my life for the past few weeks. But then again, I realized being emo is boring and even worse than actually pretending to be happy. So I chose to pretend to be happy, or like really be happy. But not emo. haha. kthxbye.

pp/s: Sorry about the 'Fuck You' post, I know it's quite vulgar. I still hate that person though.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

i spit it clean, just like Listerine


Do It Like This by the Black Eyed Peas


What's not to like? Mesh of a music video, karaoke clip, and video game.

I'm very much into cross-genre songs/music and all-things-art, as we speak. Especially in obvious experimental forms and deliberate rough mixes like oil and milk in a batter.

And also especially things that hipsters like but would pretend not to for fear of being called "mainstream". Haha.

Kids, if it's good, it's good. No matter. And yes, the Black Eyed Peas is mainstream. Go play with your indie alter-ego.

p/s: hail to BEP for The Beginning album. Bravo. *kissing fingers like French chefs upon wonderful cuisine*

Monday, March 14, 2011

sope

The harder you squeeze
The tighter you grip
The more it slips

disco superfly



Sex and Candy by Marcy Playground


Just the way he pauses in between the word candy: "can--dayy"

And his nonchalant singing with that occasional slight curve at the corner of his lips he has.

Holy smokes. Mega turn on.

I'd lounge in your chair anytime.


p/s: blue fluffy drumsticks ftw

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Fuck You

Since you know all about me, you know who I am, you know what I'm made of, let me tell what you DON'T know about me.

I am not a fucking coward, I don't fucking give a fuck about you, I don't fucking care about anything but myself, I don't fucking rely on anybody and that's why you don't fucking get me. I fucking clean up my own fucking shit, I fucking hate people like you. I don't fucking need you in my life.

And yes, you're right. Your life IS fucking perfect, you ARE fucking perfect. And yes, my entire life is fucking screwed up, I am fucking screwed, everything about me is fucked up.

SO WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE?!

Go fuck yourself, coz you're as fucked up as I am.

 


FUCK YOU.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Thank You

Apparently quite a number of people dig my crap.

I reached 100 followers a few days ago, and went whoa, these people actually read my blog? Guys, there's a reason why it's called mightycrap. Haha.


But anyways, THANK YOU for following. You are a mere 0.01% of the world population who are weird..like me.

Muchas gracias, virtualla amigos!

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Could have, but won't

Just as you see me as that, I see you as this.

Differences is better than indifference, and so we shalt agree to disagree.

We are nothing but two people on two separate boats, travelling on opposite ways.

Thanks for your two cents, and you can keep mine.